May 2013
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The Angel Story: The Protagonist Trio
All names are tentative. Series 1 The Protagonist Trio El Age: 18 Occupation: Thief Element: Electricity Summary: El is a cunning and quick-witted thief born of an infamous gang leader. Keeping a low-profile, El aspires to exceed his long-deceased father’s reputation. He seeks his dream through a Monarchy-sponsored tournament; an aspiration his brother, Prisym, strongly disagrees with....
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andallthatcas:
let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy
has been with us our entire lives
from all that
to good burger
to kenan and kel
and now snl
he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood
god bless you kenan thompson
what the hell what about kel. he’s in these pictures too.
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Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
i think, uh, you guys are the only ones elated about it. i understand, from tumblr...
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The Angel Story: Prologue
i used to play-act to myself. i think everyone’s done this as kid; just kind of imagined you and a series of crudely thought-out characters in some fictional world a lot more exciting than the living room you were actually standing in. one of these little stories stuck around. even while i was a teenager i was still charmed enough by this universe to act it out once more. making it bigger...
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Ms. Harmony Wanker: How to handle internet trolls →
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nmatv:
Source: OKC Thunder chunky cheerleader called out
Seriously NMAtv? The video that this gif comes from is absolutely disgusting. I’ve been a fan of your animation, it is hilarious and to your credit I’ve never come across any of your videos that were offensive before,…
uh, sorry to be that guy but i’m pretty sure what...
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Ms. Harmony Wanker: How to handle internet trolls →
vomitsalloverthisshit:
nmatv:
Source: OKC Thunder chunky cheerleader called out
Seriously NMAtv? The video that this gif comes from is absolutely disgusting. I’ve been a fan of your animation, it is hilarious and to your credit I’ve never come across any of your videos that were offensive before,…
uh, sorry to be that guy but i’m pretty sure what you find demeaning to fat...
April 2013
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the thing about being a feminist is that...
…well you could just be a humanist.
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i see christina hendricks, and i don't know what...
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There are six sides to Tumblr
Side one: Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair
Side two: People crying over fictional gay couples
Side three: genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape.
Side four: porn.
Side five: BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS
Side six: wtf is wrong with all you people
side six. though i'm afraid i'm side six in real life too.
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a bit tender
i love my parents. i do. it’s funny because i can’t really articulate this in person to them, nor do i remember ever saying to anyone at all. so difficult it is to say it that i can’t bring myself to read the words on the screen, but, i really do love them. i just hope, at some point, they realize my silence is just me being embarrassed by how much i care. and that i don’t...
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March 2013
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“If guys were as mad about rape as they are duck face we wouldn’t have a rape...”
– Jamie Kilstein (via stuzie)
Other things most straight white guys get way more upset about than they do about rape:
Taylor Swift
the song “Call Me Maybe”
girls who date “douchebags”
basically any music that isn’t played by white dudes with guitars
girls who are “shallow” or “fake”
girls who...
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people die. a wake follows. sometimes there’s a nice eulogy. a vigil, if it’s sentimental enough. some people die and there’s complete silence.
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Given my night thus far I need to emphasize 3 of...
hiphopfightsback:
1) As weed gets danker it smells and smokes better….while the more potent alcohol is the shittier it tastes and smells.
2) Unlike smoking, if you drink a ton you’ll be stumbling to piss every 20 minutes.
3) Amazing freestyle cyphers never occur when everyone’s drunk as fuck. The language part of your brain gets pretty damn stupid. However, if everyone’s sufficiently stoned...
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Big Fat Cherry Bomb: baby-dontdoit: : I am... →
baby-dontdoit:
: I am incredibly sick of people right now
satansbuttcrack:
Just last week I happened to be awake at 3 am and heard “go away, stop it” from outside my apartment window. Of course I was worried and wound up going outside with my cell phone and my pocket knife (the cell phone so I could pretend I was on it). I found a woman across the street, 18-20, somewhat drunk and trying to...
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February 2013
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asshole
one of the foremost goals of being young is trying to innovate. looking at the world asking pretty little questions about all its wrongs, and wondering about what the solutions are. and whether or not you, personally, could enact them. one of the foremost goals of getting old is murdering this idealism and burying it with as much cynicism as you can shovel. it seems sad i guess. to look at...
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sad and strange little complex
it’s the first time i’ve ever been in any legal trouble. it isn’t anything serious. but the path that took me here was entirely optional. everything about it was easily averted and yet i didn’t avert it. i’m starting to realize what’s at the center of my sad and strange little complex. why go through it if i didn’t have to? well, that answer’s become...
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minify
there’s a lot of time spent minimizing. there are quotes by the tumblr favorites carl sagan and neil degrasse about the immensity of our universe. but even in their words, bloated with astronomical knowledge, is a feeling of understatement. there are no words to measure the universe. it is bigger than what finite vowels or consonants we make up. but there’s a lot of time spent...
virtual flipbook
what is the place for someone who just wants to watch. observe the events, occasionally feign being apart of it, and just digest the actions and reactions of others. where does someone go to be accepted for this. i’m okay with watching someone i admire through their myriad social networks. a pretty face through a virtual flipbook. i think it’s nice. i’m satisfied with just that....
January 2013
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substance
it’s hard not to cross through the avenues of thoughts and come to the same dead end. stare grimly at the closing fork of sweet memories and bitter ends. tread lightly in a deliberate melancholy as you question how two such opposing paths came to entwine. the chalk marks on the road set a division. creates a dichotomy. forces two directions from one path. but what if the chalkmarks were...
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illuminate
being young is difficult. the twists and turns, the emotional “what ifs” that may or may not spurt into drunken ramblings of regret later on. discerning between friends and people who are just being nice. well, not so much youth. being young affords me a limitless metabolism, a sturdy liver for hardy nights, and the precious time to charm people into thinking my potential has no...
December 2012
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warning
this is the part where tumblr is wrought with gun control reblogs written by peers my age who do not know better. and in admission to this they will reblog videos and commentary of people they think who do, because it fits their scheme of thought. even if they do not fully know the laws themselves. all the while the tears will still be fresh as we argue about politics as though it isn’t...
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just a thought
we neglect just how much pain is required to make a person attractive to us. as in, for someone to be attractive, they’ll have to have endured a certain amount of emotional/physical toil. it varies from person to person, but generally if you’ve gone through more shit, you will be seen as more attractive. i don’t think people are naive. i think they’re aware of this. but...
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November 2012
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Is anyone as shocked as I am at the story of the...
disobey:
Every day we see countless stories of police brutality, abuse, and corruption. Can anyone even remember the last time we saw reported such a human deed performed by the police?
This officer seems to be the “isolated incident” I’ve heard so much about.
the nypd officers are as human as any of us. as a former participant of OWS, i’ve seen the officers at their best and at their...
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this headline is very misleading →
it shows you how lazy journalism has been lately; a headline like that implies things like conversations between people or general writings people make. the actual statement by the representative is nothing like that. it’s something we should probably support. unfortunately, hank johnson is a bit of an idiot.
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work is shit
the idea of striking seems to have caught on, as even the usually deflated McDonald’s workers have rallied themselves a pride to shout with. they’re complaining about the following: “part-time work, contingent work, the inability to have control over one’s schedule … essentially no protections, and even where there’s existing protections, they’re not enforced … They don’t even...
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